Wednesday, January 21, 2015
2015 #SOTU – Lies, thwarts and unicorn farts
Dear God, one minute into it and I already have a
headache… Second 46, #1 BIG lie of the
night: “My fellow Americans…” Really?? Since when??? One minute into it… ONE MINUTE and he’s
already passive aggressively attacking the Bush administration with that “2
costly wars” statement! Well, guess what pumpkin… You’ve been financing one of
those wars yourself, with no end in sight, even though you built your campaign
on the promise of bringing our soldiers back from Afghanistan! So how ‘bout you
look in the mirror first, eh??? Minute 1:18 – “But tonight we turn the page!
Tonight, after a break through year for America…” Wait… WHAT??? A “break
through year for America”??? Is he freakin’ serious??? Break through for what??
Highest unemployment rate in 25 years? 18 TRILLION dollars in National debt, more than 8
of those trillions having been added by his majesty, making him THE pResident
with a debt burden greater than ALL the previous presidents combined??
Destructive racial tensions?? Largest # of people on welfare in years???
Largest # of unlawful executive orders?? A gigantic, nightmarish
socialist/communist/islamic hybrid government, spearheaded by a guy whose
greatest mentors and influences were known terrorist and communist Bill Ayers,
communist and white people hating Frank Marshal Davis and the wife beating,
violent alcoholic and colonialism hating, Islamic Muslim Barack Obama Sr.?? And
let’s not forget his “white” side… A communist grandfather and a prostitute
mother! Is that the break through year he’s talking about??? Cause I don’t what
unicorn world he’s living in… But, the mental illness display continues with
fictional references to the Afghan war… “Tonight, for the first time since 9/11
our combat mission in Afghanistan is over! 6 years ago, nearly 180 thousand
troops served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Today, fewer than 15 thousand remain!”
Yeah! Great accomplishment Mr. pResident… That’s why the Middle East is so
peaceful now… And that is why the “JV team” that is ISIS has killed tens of
thousands of people so far, mainly women, children and elderly by fun methods
like beheadings, exsanguinations, crucifixions and throwing them from tall
buildings and mountain tops! We lost thousands of American men and women in
combat in the Middle East only so their sacrifice means nothing because you
decided to pull our troops out too early, just in time for terrorism to grow at
an all time high with lethal and vicious factions like ISIS and Boko Haram! 13
years of hard work, sacrifice and loss so that you can throw it all down the
drain with your fictitious “concern” for our troops! The problem is we can see
right through your façade! Because while you talk a good talk, your walk shows
something completely different! Bowing down to your muslim friends and
acquiescing to their demands, both in their own lands and ours, and at the same
time cutting down American military salaries while continuing to arm
terrorists! “… The shadow of crisis has passed and the state of the union is
strong!” Says the man who illegally used his “pen” to give amnesty to millions
of illegal immigrants who threaten American lives and drain us of the few
resources we have left! Oh, and also has left this country unprotected by
refusing to address the border crisis in Texas, Arizona and California! Strong
my eye! “In 2 weeks I will send this Congress a budget filled with ideas that
are practical, not partisan.” Oh, I see… “Practical, not partisan” eh? In other
words I’ll do what I want, I have absolutely no intention of working with the
Republicans and if you don’t like it, reject it and send another budget to me
I’ll veto it! Simple, isn’t it??? To continue… Blah blah blah “great economy”,
yak, yak, yak, “highest job growth in years”, yadda, yadda, yadda stage props Rebecca
and Ben Earler of Minneapolis ready to be used by the POTUS and FLOTUS for
their own agenda! And then, the clincher… “This is good news, people!” Wink…
OH. MY. GOD!!!! He actually winked!!! America as we’ve known her is up in
flames, dying a slow and painful death and Nero is winking while playing his
fiddle! Did I miss anything??? “We can’t slow down businesses or put our
economy at risk with government shutdowns or fiscal showdowns, we can’t put the
security of families at risk by taking away their health insurance, … or
refighting past battles on immigration when we’ve got to fix a broken system…
AND IF A BILL COMES TO MY DESK THAT TRIES TO DO ANY OF THESE THINGS, I WILL
VETO IT!” And there it is! First, the threat is veiled, but then with the thundering
boom of overreaching, Constitution destroying, dictatorial power grab, the veil
comes crashing down and BO’s full on kingly agenda stands grossly naked on
display for everyone to see! “My policies work, I will do what I want and I am
not interested in different ideas nor do I care what the people want!” Of
course he doesn’t! Because “big daddy government” knows best what you need and
you’ll thank me later, lemmings! Now shut up and go worship my golden image!
During last November’s elections he said he may not be on the ballot, but his
policies are! Well, his “policies” took a remarkably epic nose dive when the
country lit up like a Christmas tree filled with red ornaments and even die
hard blue states like Illinois and New Mexico voted Republican! And yet, this
arrogant, self important SOB stands full of pride in front of the very people
that categorically rejected his policies announcing that he has no intention of
changing his course and we just have to suck it up! I don’t know about you, but
when he does that, my revolutionary tendencies come boiling up to the surface
and I’m ready to lock and load!! Anyone else?? “Tonight, together, let’s do
more to restore the link between hard work and growing opportunity for every
American.” Hard work??? Really??? What would you know about hard work?? Unless,
of course, by “hard work” you mean smoking pot while having your peeps take a
picture of you doing it, “community organizing” blacks against whites while
touting coming together in unity and growing your net worth from $1.3 million
in 2007 to $7 to $10 million in 2014, over 438%, while sitting on you’re a$$
with your feet up in the oval office and sending more millions and F16’s to
terrorists and freeing their vicious leaders from gitmo, than, yeah, I guess
you do work hard! At “fundamentally changing America” by destroying her from
the inside out that is! To continue… Pandering! Pandering to the gay community,
pandering to women, pandering to the black community… Pandering, pandering and
more PANDERING!! Here’s a good one: “That’s why this congress still needs to
pass a law that makes sure a woman is paid the same as a man for doing the same
work. I mean it’s… it’s 2015… It’s time!” Oh, OK! Hey, that sounds good to me
and since our grand protector, demi-god Obama is so determined and like flint
about this particular issue, I bet he leads by example, right? WRONG! Because,
according to the Washington Post “The average male White House employee currently earns about
$88,600, while the average female White House employee earns about $78,400.
That is a gap of 13 percent.” Well, well… Lookie here who doesn’t play by the
rules he wants everyone else in the country to play by! Oh, and those would be
his rules, in case you were wondering! Hey, but don’t worry! He is not doing
anything every one of his counter part socialist dictators haven’t done! The
ol’ “do what I say not what I do shtick”! And you know what? It worked for each
and every one of them… Until it didn’t! I’m looking forward to that part! “And
everyone in this Congress who still refuses to raise the minimum wage, I say
this: If you truly believe you can work full time and still raise a family on
$15,000 a year, try it!” Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nellie! Slow down a little cause you
just lost me! Who, EXACTLY is still working full time and raising a family
making only $15K a year??? I’m thinking NO ONE! The majority of people who make
$15K a year work part time at fast food restaurants and are young 17 and 18
year olds living in their parents homes saving for the future! I hope! Oh, and
BTW, about that Congress should try living on $15K a year thing I say this: you
first, you gigantic hypocrite! Not to mention the fact that those places that
pay $15K a year have had to cut down their employees to part time because they
cannot afford to buy health insurance for them due to your brain child, scary
monster, socialized medicine that is obamacare! “That’s why I’m sending this
Congress a bold, new plan to lower the cost of community college… to 0!” Yeah,
well, the trouble is WE CAN’T AFFORD TO DO THAT! First of all… And, second of
all, just how many heart surgeons, nuclear engineers, wall street financial
magnates and CEO’s of major corporations do you know that got that job by going
to community college??? Well, that would be a “0” too so I guess you’re on the
right track… The community college people get jobs like assistants, and nurses
and receptionists and IT data entry… Not that those jobs are not important or
needed but, please, don’t make it sound like not having to pay for community
college will make us more competitive in the job market because it won’t! It
will only add to the financial burden this country is under and it won’t help
anyone get the high paying jobs you’re talking about! Those go to graduates of
Yale and Princeton and Harvard and Stanford and MIT! So when you get the fat
cats running those liberal cesspools to lower their gigantic tuitions, then
come back and talk to me! Until then, stop blowing hurricane proportion winds
out of your mouth! You’re making everybody nauseous! “… when it comes to issues
of infrastructure and basic research I know there is bipartisan support in this
chamber. Members of both parties have told me so. Where we too often run onto
the rocks is how to pay for these investments” Ah! And the hammer drops! Cause
financing all those grand ideas from the grand mufti BO ‘gonna take some
greenbacks to make it happen! Well, of course… So, what’s your solution, oh
deluded one?? Simple… We gotta make sure we tax the “rich” until the breaking
point! Really?... Please say it isn’t so!!! Oh, yes it is… Because: “… for far
too long lobbyists have rigged the tax code with loop holes that let some
corporations pay nothing while others pay full freight! They’ve riddled it with
give aways that the super rich don’t need…” Wait… I’m confused… Who, exactly is
the corporation that doesn’t pay any taxes and is “riddled” with give aways?? He
wouldn’t be talking about Soros and his businesses who’s got BO and all his
cronies in his pocket would he??? UGH! Too bad for BO though that when he was
spewing his “let’s tax the rich” rhetoric yet AGAIN, the camera panned to Paul
Ryan. And let me tell ya’… That man’s face looked like he just ate a whole
bucket of bad clams at Johnny’s sea food shack and was about to bestow his fare
“share” all over everybody around him! Because who better to know the reality
of what it takes to pay for liberal unicorn ideas than someone like Ryan who
actually knows a thing or two about proper financial management. Don’t get me wrong. I
actually do LOVE the idea of populating other planets. No, really! Trekie girl
through and through! But before we start spending millions on that idea, could
we, perhaps, worry about more pressing issues like, oh, I don’t know, finding a
way to employ at least half of the nearly 50% unemployed Americans here, on
good old planet Earth??? Hm, pumpkin??? “My first duty as commander-n-chief is
to defend the United States of America.” Oh, boy… Here we go… I
don’t even know where to start… Or what to say… Does he even hear himself
talk??? To begin with, he STILL continues to call ISIS, ISIL, which stands of
Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant which, by it’s definition, makes a huge
area that includes Cyprus, Turkey, Jordan,
Lebanon, Syria, and Palestine all part of an Islamic state. The problem with
that? That area also includes Israel, who’s a Jewish sovereign state,
definitely not part of islam! So, by calling it ISIL, the president of the
United States of America is pretty much making it known to the whole world that
he does NOT recognize the sovereignty of Israel! Anyone surprised?? You gotta
watch to get the jest of the rest of this crap shoot part of the speech because
my head is hurting and my stomach is starting to feel like it’s about to expel
it’s contents… Hint: he’s pretty much saying that the ISIL “problem is under
control”, that we need to apply diplomacy and not force, that we can make
friends and play footsies with Cuba by ending the embargo (oh, GOD!!), all of
this while throwing jabs at and making fun of Putin… Smart move! Barf… Oh, and
cue stage prop #2, Alan Gross… A US government subcontractor who was arrested
in 2009 in Cuba and accused of crimes against the Cuban state for the simple
act of bringing satellite phones and computer
equipment to Cuba’s Jewish community! And THAT'S the country we want to be
“friends” with, huh?? Later they also accused him of working for the US
intelligence and he was imprisoned until December 2014. Perfect to be used for
the Obama’s “bleeding hearts” agenda of showing the world the lengths they go
to for the American people! This while not moving a finger to free Sergeant Tahmooressi
from Mexico or, even more startling, American citizen Pastor Saeed Abedini who’s been held up
and tortured for over 2 years in Iran’s Evin prison for his Christian faith! I
guess those 2 didn’t meet the criteria of furthering the would be king and
queen’s political agenda! Oh, and did I mention that in order to get the Cuban
government to release Gross, the American government had to release some of the
“Cuban Five”, a group of men from Cuba who were arrested for conspiracy to
commit murder and espionage against the United States?? Remind you of anyone?
Hint: Traitor Bergdahl and the Islamic terrorists released to bring him home…
Yeah! And now for
the part we have all been waiting for with bated breath: Global Warming!
According to his majesty, the naked emperor, “No challenge… NO CHALLENGE poses
a greater threat to future generations than climate change” WOW!!! That is EPIC! The sheer stupidity and delusion of this impostor and his cronies is
mind-boggling! “2014 was the planet’s warmest year on the record” Wait, what???
Where does he get his information??? Must be from the record low and freezing
temps that plagued this country in October and November this year! Yeah, that’s
it! He’s just confusing “record warm” with “record low” That’s easy to do,
right? We’ve all done it from time to time… And it’s all for the good of all of
us… Because it couldn’t be for the good of the pockets of fat cats like Al Gore
and for ensuring that he keeps the votes of the liberal nut job, climate change
psychos out there for his democrat buddies! No, that couldn’t be it… It’s
because “climate change”, AKA WEATHER, is soooo much more dangerous than crazed
Islamic terrorists who will kill you to prove how peaceful they are, or the
ever rising racial crimes in the US, or the fact that college graduates can’t
find a job or the fact that we are being invaded by criminals for all over the
world who are threatening our way of life and even our personal lives! No! That’s
just not it! Papa Obama loves us and he wants to prove it by spending even more
billions of dollars that we don’t have to save us from… bad weather! And again
with the threats! Making sure that we all know he will continue to use his
phone and his pen to make it even harder for the oil and gas industry to
survive so that all the people who will end up out of a job, adding to the
enormous amount of the unemployed will be safe and sound and breathe the
cleaner air! Well, that’s good! Cause with the executive actions and veto’s
he’s threatening to unleash on us, that’s where many people will end up –
thrown out of their homes and sleeping in the open! So we’ll need that clean
air! Although, if you think about it, homeless people kind of appreciate it
when it’s not freezing outside, so perhaps a little global warming won’t hurt
us after all? Continuing… Aaanndd he had to go there! Giving a subtle shout out to his
buddies, the muslims by alluding to how he “prohibited” torture… Of violent
9/11 terrorists that is! And how the use of drones is “properly constrained”…
Oh, you mean like how it was properly constrained when it obliterated an
American citizen and his 16 year old son a few years ago without a chance of being brought before a
jury of his peers because you decided he was a threat? Oh, OK, I got it! That
kind of constraint! And, of course, let us not forget that “we continue to
reject offensive stereotypes of muslims, the VAST MAJORITY of whom SHARE OUR
COMMITMENT TO PEACE” HA!! That’s a laugh! Why don’t you tell that to all the
Christians who are being murdered right now, as I write this by those so
“committed to peace”! What a joke!
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Preach it, girl! Excellent summary. Last night's address was truly migraine-inducing. I'm still recovering. ~~SP
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